Yes, we've taken to gargling with liquor. It's the magical, musical, gargling sounds of Connie and Reg. Okay, so our breath may not be minty fresh. At least we have the good sense to stay away from that nasty creme de menthe. What a hideous liquor. Second only to peach or bubblegum schnapps...but I digress. It's not all about the liquor. No, show 38 is about other stuff too. Sure would be nice if it was memorable enough to tell you about it. Reg complains about life after 50...he's like an old car that way. You know, cool, classic lines, built tough, lived in, with a few dents and scratches but otherwise pretty solid. Sure those classics are great, but it's a bitch to find parts when things start to break down.
In spite of all the medical attention Reg seems to get, the list of ailments seems to continue. I'm starting to think it's Reg's solenoid switch that's causing all the problems. Then again, what do I know? I gargle gin in my spare time.