Okay, well now we're a little spooked that Rick Sanchez has gone AWOL. There he was, reporting from the enormous Wendy's burger sign in St. Charles, as hurricane Rita was closing in...then next day, we're hearing the CNN anchors can't locate him. We meant him no harm. If he was tragically hit in the face by a skid of burgers, it's not our fault. How could we know?! Of course, it really would have made for much better TV viewing if we could have actually seen the flying burgers...but it wasn't to be, and we're just going to have to assume he's okay since we haven't heard otherwise.
Also, I do feel compelled to reply to a couple of comments
First, to Sam, thanks for taking the time to write to us. What's particularly admirable is that you'd feel compelled to write to us in spite of a hurricane brewing in your own backyard. God love you for having your priorities in order - hopefully, you pulled through it okay. I know it's shocking to you that Reg and I aren't huge "Dubya" fans, but keep in mind, I drink and smoke and Reg is all hepped up on the junk. After all, we're Canadian.
And Wayne, thanks for the compliments, and pointing out my inappropriate spelling of "vein" for "vain". In my defense, I'd like to point out that I'm usually half to three quarters in the bag by the time I write these posts, so it's a wonder I'm capable of forming a coherent sentence...spelling's about the least of my worries, honey. So...you want an official Connie and Reg corporate hit list?! Geez, people usually just ask for a t-shirt. Lists are way too organized for me...but if you're hellbent on social awareness and a stickler for organized thought, check this out.
Show 45 ended badly, and quickly, didn't it? That's because we fucked up, and only 2 minutes got posted. It's fixed and you'll get all mind numbing, gut busting 18 additional minutes now if you try again. Show 46 has lots more of the stuff you've come to expect from us now...and as a special treat at the end...Wesley Willis sings. Who's Wesley Willis? You gotta hear him, because words can't even start to describe it...