Who knew you can just take a dump in that thing and send it to the curb?! Isn't it fantastic to know that ecologic responsibility can be disgustingly convenient. Just think on what you can save in renos!
We've discovered a new form of entertainment this weekend - and it's free. It's called crashing in on wedding photos. A quick trip to the public gardens gets you a front row seat at the parade of taffeta nightmares called "bridesmaids". I suppose the reasoning behind it is that in the event the bride has a face like a can of smashed assholes, her attractive friends can look even worse than her in their hideous frocks. We got to see a particularly tragic looking group of women looking like they were being strangled by some curtains they got tangled up in at the local bordello. There was also the "wheelchair bride" with her lovely white cast and the nasty aluminum walker all gacked up with happy little bows.
Maybe some of you are already privy to this, we've just discovered Canada's answer to David Sedaris...and that's his equally funny pal, David Rakoff. NPR has a fabulous interview that's worth a listen...assuming you'd like a good laugh.
Special feature in show 48 - Fabio. Yep, the very same one who had a smashed bird on his face after a promotional roller coaster ride...that fella. Hear him sing!
Aren't you glad you've got us to help you get cultured?