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does this podcast make me look phat?

does this podcast make me look phat?

No. it's the size of your ass that makes you look fat.
Face it: it's called "middle age spread"...
No podcast can help with that.
So drink, smoke, and party your wrinkled little face off.
It won't make your ass smaller, but at least you'll be
drunk enough not to care.

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